By Electric Ignition (formerly known as Eleutario Ignacio) Don’t talk to me ’bout Manila Don’t even mention ’bout Tondo I live in Californ-i-a Near the Chicanos of East LA I’m now a ‘zen of the U S of A Wanna tear out my black hair Scrape out my brown skin Gouge out my black eyes [...]

Here’s a likely conversation of two airheads who recently admitted they were married last year: Kris: Honey? James: Duh… Kris: What comes after the letter c? James: Duh… Kris: Thank you.    

There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that the new slogan of the opposition is "Get Shorty!"

There’s talk going around that spokespersons of the various oil companies in the Philippines are resigning en masse. Dept. of Energy officials were doing such a fine job at defending the oil companies that the spokespersons were left with nothing to do. So the spokespersons trooped to the Presidential Palace with placards demanding that they [...]

Please answer honestly. If you were to choose between FPJ and Ping, which country would you migrate to?