There’s talk going around that spokespersons of the various oil companies in the Philippines are resigning en masse. Dept. of Energy officials were doing such a fine job at defending the oil companies that the spokespersons were left with nothing to do.
So the spokespersons trooped to the Presidential Palace with placards demanding that they be hired by the Dept. of Energy. To avert this impending crisis, Sen. Jinggoy Estrada filed a bill to place the Dept. of Energy as a department under the oil cartel. Sen. Lapid, however, rose and objected, citing stupidity on the part of his colleague (was he able to spell that last word?). “The oil cartel,” Sen. Lapid boomed as he slammed his fist on the podium, “is composed of Arabs! We cannot possibly place our Dept. of Energy under them. They will first have to become Filipino citizens!”
Jamby Madrigal, meanwhile, sat pensive. How can she connect this to illegal logging so she can get back at Mike Defensor?
