twerp n. Slang. An insignificant and contemptible person.
For short, here’s Philiblogs’ TTT’s of 2004:
10. The Filipino Voter – For continuing to elect actors, actresses, entertainers etc. into public office.
9. Ignacio Bunye – For merely being a clone of GMA, mouthing her every word with nary a conviction.
8. Loi Estrada – For actually believing Joseph “Erap” Estrada loves her in spite of his public admission of having several paramours; and thus allowing herself to be used by him and the opposing political party. Do I dare say, “political whore”?
7. Mayor Teddy Ouano – For continuing to hang on to power in spite of the discovery in his city of the biggest shabu lab in Asia, less than 150 meters from his home. He says he had no knowledge of it, thus embarrassing further not only his constituents but all Cebuanos.
6. Kris Aquino ? For putting to shame the memory and the person that was Benigno ?Ninoy? Aquino. Need I say more?
5. Eugenio ?Geny? Lopez III ? For allowing his network, ABS_CBN, to continue to exploit Kris Aquino in spite of her being an absolute twerp; and airing inane, non-socially redeeming value shows like ?Victim? and others. Do I dare say, ?media pimp??
4. Loren Legarda ? For her unbridaled, shameless ambition to run for vice-president under the late FPJ, who hinted at exonerating his friend, Erap Estrada, the man Legarda sought to impeach.
3. The Illegal Logger ? who is responsible for the deaths in Real, Quezon, and other places denuded of forests.
2. The Politician Who is Cuddling Illegal Loggers ? may he/she be discovered, stripped naked and tied to a log to await the next flood
And the number one ? (ta-da):
1. GLORIA MACAPAGAL-ARROYO ? For lying to the Filipino people and for her poor governance, which is reflective of all of the above (I could actually fill a complete web site about her twerpiness, but why bother?).
