The funniest joke so far this year comes from dermatologist Dra. Vicki Belo. In an interview in a showbiz program, she said: "If you want to look like Boy Abunda, go to Dr. Calayan. If you want to look like Piolo Pascual or Dingdong Dantes, come to me."

I couldn’t stop laughing. But this got Boy Abunda fuming mad. I wonder why.

It wasn’t he who was insulted. It was Dr. Calayan.